Too school for cool!

Hey guys!
     Guess what? WHAT? I'm too awesome. jkjk Anyways I'm a featured author for the month of July! YUH 'MURRIKA. Totes go check it out! ->  http://theultimateyareadinggroup.tumblr.com/post/54509044264/its-july-have-you-started-your-summer-reading
Have a great summer! >_< I'm gonna be planning to sleep my summer away in pure BLISS. Oh yeah, I like mushrooms. I really want some grilled mushroom. YUM. OMG I got a cold during the summer. It kinda sucks. :/ They say that the only people who get colds in the summer are idiots. D: NOOOOOOOO. :P

Cats.

Spring break!!

Hi everyone!

Spring break! All I do is eat and sleep. This can't be good. Who cares anyway? *going off to heat more food*

Spring Break is Coming! Oh yeah, cats.

Hi Guys!
     Actually, I'm not sure if I'm going to go home for Spring break. I know it sounds kind of depressing  D: I wanted to see my mommy and daddy! >_< But dude, if I stay here I get to concentrate more on stuff and write more FANFICTION. lol I'm such a loser, but it's true. Anyway, I HAD THIS WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT! So, I was moved to another lab that was in the main tower and instead of being some normal tower, which looked the same as it usually does, I see that there are 2 parts to the tower. There's the train station that's like those underground subway things, and there's a giant super elevator to the laboratories. OMG IT WAS SO AWESOME. And I was dumb enough to ask why did they have labs in the main tower. Well, it made sense to ask. If there were animals or like sensitive experiments, the bells would ring really loudly and mess up the experiments. Instead the bells rang through an AWESOME campus wide PA system. (Why do I feel like I'm nerd-ing out?) And when we were coming back down to finish the paperwork, there was a lady who was selling cats at the elevator and connection area of the train station and the labs. She was saying "Don't choose the cat. Let the cat choose you." Whatever that means. I LIKE ALL THE CATS! Then I found this raccoon that I'm not sure liked me or not and then it followed me around and stuff. As for the rest of the dream, I don't think I really remember. Well, I guess the moral of this story -- I should get a cat?

- Bill Gates Me!

Assassins update!

Hey guys!
     It's the second day and I'm already out. D: I had gotten my first target and then the next target was on my floor. As I was targeting her, WHO KNEW that in my same wing there was another one after me. :/ Sadly to say, it's already over. I just have to amend that by saying... I'M A BETTER SNIPER.
Stay cool.

Assassins.

So, the south tower of my dorm is hosting an assassins game! I'm super excited!!! I just got my target. >:3 get ready to be hunted down. Anyway the game lasts for a week and a half, so I'm probably going to be hiding in either a classroom, my room, or a restricted personnel area, where they're not allowed to tag me. Hehe. I will win! Anyway for about a week I'll be giving daily play by play updates about the game and how it's progressing. Lol my friends are probably not going to be seeing me for a while. Anyway, I'm paranoid. XD the winner of the assassins game gets their face drawn into a Pokemon!!! How cool is that?! Not to say that I don't already have one. :3 Where is my secret hide out? I'll give you a hint if you're the person after me. It's somewhere that you see all the time but probably haven't decided to take a detour there before. It's in plain sight.

Stay chill.

I like corgies!

Valentine's Day Salsa

Hello humans!
     My dorm held an event where there were guys who came to an all girls dorm, mine, to dance salsa with us. So, I came back from my science midterm, dead tired, to a bunch of dancing bodies. Obviously, as a practical young woman, I headed towards the FOOD. BECAUSE FOOD IS AMAZING. FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD. Anyway, as I was stuffing my face with that delicious array of salsa, chips, cookies, muffins, crackers, cheese, lemonade, etc. DUDE IT WAS DELICIOUS. As I was busy stuffing my face with junk food as my sorry excuse as dinner, a guy came up to me to ask me to dance. (As if I can dance. .__. HAHA! No.) And as you can imagine, I turned around with a bunch of food just stuffed into my mouth, some of it falling out, since my mouth isn't big enough to fit an entire muffin. (Let me first say that ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY ASK A GIRL TO DANCE WHEN SHE IS SHOVING FOOD IN HER FACE.) It was unsightly, at least I would have thought so if I was that guy. And, as the polite young lady that I am, I shook my head no, yes I let the muffin crumbs fall out of my mouth.... I handed him a cookie, and he started munching like on cookies like crazy. Well, that's the end to the wonderful story of a loser who can't dance. xD

Stay single!! :D And Happy Happy Happy Single's Awareness Day!
I'm going to preorder another old cat lady starter kit!


-- Jackie Chan Me!

PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE LOSERS!!

WARNING: NOT AS FUNNY -- COMPLAINT BLOG

Hello guys!
     I just want to prepare all of you guys for the first complaint on my blog, sadly so. D: So, 6 of us in my wing got reported for being loud, including me, in the lounge. Fine, I understand that I talk loud, but they could have just peeked their head out of their door and told us. :/ DUDE, PASSIVE AGGRESSIVE IS NOT COOL! (Though I do admit to doing it sometimes.) If I'm Angry enough I'll post a picture. Anyway, I came up with a few plans of action to get them back. >:) Oh! You guys are wondering how I know it's them? Well, whenever the sororities are rushing (for sororities), drinking, and partying, we never get noise complaints. It's only when they're in the Hungover time, that they decide to make them. (Coincidence? I THINK NOT!) You're underage, all of you in my wing. You shouldn't be drinking. much less, you shouldn't be drinking and driving. I mean... YOU LOOK LIKE A DRUNK BABOON WITH YOUR MAKE UP SMEARED ACROSS YOU FACE AND A BARED RED BUTT! Seriously, it's an all girls dorm so, there are sorority girls walking around drunk at night with their shorts in their hands in a thong on <--- Neon pink with a lovely red plastic cup.  (Not a very pleasing image, unless you're a guy, because we all know how perverted guys are.)  Anyway, my plan of action!!!!

(1) Put all of our stuff up and start screaming like a crazy person, run back into our rooms, and when the people come to see what's going on, their report will be invalid. (Do this multiple times until their reports are invalid and they'll be caught underage drinking. >:D I'm so HATEFUL! MUAHAHAHAHA! It's not my fault you're not used to drinking. YOU'RE UNDERAGE.)

(2) Knock on their door, start a huge beer party out in the lounge, they'll starting drinking, and we'll report them. Then THEY'LL GET CAUGHT!! MUAHAHAHAHA!!!

(3) Knock on their door and slap them silly.

(4) Leave them for bait during a Zombie Apocalypse.

(5) Throw their own baboon crap at them while smearing their make-up with that lovely brown doo.

(6) All of the above.

     I know it isn't as funny as the past few days, but I'm just venting. And...... where better to do that than a blog? Well, if worst comes to worst, I'll just take a picture of their drunkeness here on the internet so they can be SHAMED for the rest of their adult lives. (If I'm really that revengeful, which I am.) As for now, I'll just stay passive aggressive and hold the door for them when they're 15 feet from the door so they can be all awkward as they have to run to get into the dorm.

And remember kids, revenge isn't bad when the other person is dumb or if they deserve it.

-- Bruce Willis  Me! >:)

PS: I've realized as I've gotten older, I've seem to have become more and more unforgiving. Is that normal? I used to be able to like a lot of people, but now I seem to find more people to dislike and sometimes to the extent of hate. Meh, and maybe it's just because I'm exposed to more people who just like to be losers. -freaking neighbors euthanizing all the animals on block. (Yeah, I hate you too.) They euthanized a little girl's corgie dog, but that's a story for next time.-

Wiener truck update.

And alas we meet again.

THE Illustrious Oscar Meyer Wiener Truck

Hi Persons!
     I was thinking I had gone delirious after studying continuously for hours and then falling asleep in class. As the FABULOUS ME trudged back to my dormitory in the cold wind and rain, I saw a hot dog. Yes! You heard it right. A giant moving hot dog. Let me be the first to say that, MAN WAS I HUNGRY. I pretty much drooled as I tracked down (And when I say tracked down, I mean chasing after that thing) that floating hot dog , unaware of my surroundings like a rabid raccoon. (NO I AM NOT EXAGGERATING!!) Okay, maybe a little, but that's beside the point. Anyway, the hot dog stopped moving, and the first thing I thought was "OMG! I CAN FINALLY EAT A HOT DOG." My dreams were about to come true, after an entire day of studying and classes, an 8AM class, and lots of homework and essay papers, I was about to get my fill. But no. By then, I came to my senses and realized I was following a nice Oscar Meyer truck. Luckily I didn't follow it out into the middle of nowhere, BUT IF I HAD THAT CHANCE I WOULD HAVE. Back to the story, I was back outside my nice warm dormitory. The door opened, and there were no hot dogs. (Quite depressing to say the least.) So instead I dragged my sorry butt back inside and opened a bag of gummy bears, which was nice since I ripped off their heads with my sharp fang of doomishly, sharp, deathly doom death... DOOM.
-- Angelina Jolie Me!

PS: Hot dog man. One day I will find your truck again, and I will eat my fill of hot dogs. Just you wait.

Welcome to a World of Crazy

Hello everyone!
     So, I live in a dorm, and we have a large bulletin board near the lounge area, and my RA put up puzzle pieces with our names on them. The point of the "game" is to stick all of the puzzle pieces on the board so that it forms some sort of a proverb. (Whatever that means.) Well, instead of studying, I decided to sneak around our wing and stealing borrowing puzzle pieces from the doors of the other residents. (SCANDALOUS I know.) I managed to get most of them on the board, but there are still 5 or 6 pieces that just can't seem to be found. >_>        (I will find you.)       <_<        Anyway, I haven't put my puzzle piece on the board yet, because I want to have the honor of putting it on last! But people in the wing started pointing out people who haven't put theirs on yet, and I was one of the lucky few who got caught. (Not like it was a secret or anything.) So, today, I took a Sharpie and wrote my name on a random piece that didn't have a name written on it!!! SNEAKY I KNOW RIGHT?! I wonder how long it'll take for them to notice that the handwriting is different. Until then, I will be the holder of the mysterious missing yellow puzzle piece. >:3

-- James Bond ME!

Introductions!

Hello all!
     Welcome to the forum of the old cat lady! jkjk This is just going to be an introduction to my blog. I still have no idea what I'm going to post here, but be expected to see complaints, and random stuff. I know. I know. It doesn't sound like a very good start does it? BUT, NO MATTER! Let's begin this blog with the good.
     First of all you might be wondering, Why is this called sunflowers and biscuits? Well, I don't know. I like sunflowers, and I like biscuits. That's all.
INTRODUCTIONS:
     I am a lazy college student who currently needs to be studying for an upcoming exam on Wednesday, but refuses to do anything. My hobbies include, napping and the internet. My feet are often cold, I don't enjoy wearing shoes indoors. I have a hard time English-ing, so pardon my grammar. I enjoy long walks on the beach...  Wait up! Wait up! This isn't a dating site! HAHA! I enjoy playing video games, trolling on the interwebz, sleeping, and eating. My goal is to become a successful couch potato that earns money. (I'm not sure if that's possible, but I can try.) Oh, I'm eating some soybeans right now. They taste really good. I don't have ADD/ADHD, though my parents decided to get me tested, and OMG THESE SOYBEANS ARE DELICIOUS! I won't divulge any secrets to day, but prepare to see some soon. (Secrets Secrets are no fun unless you share them with everyone!)
Anyway, that's all for now! Enjoy life and stay cool!

--Chuck Norris   Me! :D